Viva la Revolucion

As we celebrate our independence this weekend by drinking massive amounts of alcohol, eating hormonal and anti-biotic induced overly processed meats, getting sun burned and secretly resenting forced social interactions with strangers while watching fireworks and getting a major confidence boost by witnessing firsthand the poor parenting skills of those seated right next to you who are completely oblivious to you quietly judging and laughing at them, let us not forget the already forgotten debt we owe to the French. The French influenced our democracy, they helped fight the British and they... well that's all I've got, way to go public school systems!